June 2012
109 posts
Mum: do you have a tumblr?
Me: WHAT?! FUCK NO WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT ITS ALL LIES *takes laptop hides in pillowcase and locks bedroom door* OF COURSE I DONT HAVE A TUMBLR
Reblog this is if it is okay to come to you and...
I never do this but these are actually worth...
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?
Really don’t want to talk to my friend about how she’s dating my ex…
Some one give me a drink. I lasted all day but now I can’t sleep because I’m too busy thinking about how it’s not fair that he’s gone. Fuck..
Favourite song
2011: I'm Alive!- Becca
2012: Still Alive- Bigbang
Parker: my favourite four words, let’s sue the bastards!
Happy would be anniversary Faur. I love and miss you, babe.
mickjiggles:
Why does everyone associate heavy metal with Satan? For all we know Satan could like smooth jazz.
Do you know what tomorrow is?
Tomorrow is my would be anniversary, as in I would be celebrating six months with him tomorrow. We would be going out to dinner and staying out past curfew. We would be texting each other and laughing. But you know why we’re not? Because some one decided to take him away from me. Some one thought playing with guns would be fun.
Do you know what tomorrow is?
I want to go on a walk… But it’s three in the morning and unfortunately for me, I’d probably get raped or mugged or murdered or something otherwise inconvenient… EHHHHH.
You know what I love? Not having a best friend anymore. Yeah, totally. Really love the punch in the stomach I get every time I see her, hahahahah so fun. Don’t want to apologize, don’t want her back, disn’t want her to leave..
If you didn’t get the amount of sarcasm in that, call me and I’ll come bitchslap you..
Me: WHY AREN'T I TIRED?! *bouncing off walls*
Dog: stfu....
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i-will-followyouintothedark:
i wont get shit, watch lawlz
I finally realized
You know what? I am not your bitch. As a matter of fact, I’M NO ONES FUCKING BITCH. How could you even think I’d just give up? Sure, I’ll be there for those who need me. I will NEVER do the bidding of those who want to use me. I am stronger than you think I am, my only mistake was ever thinking you cared.
Sitting in a pub stuffed withrugby hardcore fans, YYEEAAHHH!!
Why do people keep assuming they can tell me who to be and what to do? It really only makes me worse, you realize…
Trying not to stop as I feel the pain, falling on weak,trembling knees. Shivering as I get back up again
A speech on how homosexuality and being not american are wrong… People wonder why I’m still deciding whether or not to join this country?
Sitting here and thinking about how great it would be to have someone to curl up with and watch mindless tv..